Dear Michael Phelps
You might want to put the Bong down get your water wings on and jump in the pool. I’ll give you a few free lessons.
Ryan Lochte
Dear Kristen Stewart
It’s okay you cheated on me. I get it, i’ve been cheating on you for years with a younger man. I will always love you, but my heart belongs to Taylor Lautner.
With Love
R. Pattinson
Dear Jodie Sweetin
Remember when you drove uncle joeys car through the kitchen…? He didn’t sue you for $25,0000? How rude!
Sincerely
The guy who wrecked into you.
