Dear Michael Phelps
You might want to put the Bong down get your water wings on and jump in the pool. I’ll give you a few free lessons.
Dear Kristen Stewart
It’s okay you cheated on me. I get it, i’ve been cheating on you for years with a younger man. I will always love you, but my heart belongs to Taylor Lautner.
Dear Jodie Sweetin
Remember when you drove uncle joeys car through the kitchen…? He didn’t sue you for $25,0000? How rude!
The guy who wrecked into you.
Dear, Missy Elliot
I see your Lamborghini got repossessed.
Who’s got the keys to the jeep?
Dear Tony Danza, I’m the BOSS!