August 2012
5 posts
5 tags
“Dear Mark Zuckerberg, Stop forcing me to switch to timeline or I’m going...”
5 tags
“Dear Kris Kirkpatrick, One of my buddies told me the other day, that I am the...”
9 tags
“Dear Women’s Olympic Volleyball, Thank You!
-Men”
4 tags
“Dear DearCelebrities, You caught my interest and made me lol, then you sucked. ...”
7 tags
“Dear Snoop Dogg/lion Thank you for answering my question “how high does...”
July 2012
19 posts
4 tags
“Dear Michael Phelps
You might want to put the Bong down get your water wings on...”
7 tags
“Dear Kristen Stewart
It’s okay you cheated on me. I get it, i’ve...”
6 tags
“Dear Chik fil A
It’s just not working out, it’s not us, it’s...”
5 tags
“Dear Sherman Hemsley
heard you “moved on up” to heaven”
...”
6 tags
“Dear Jodie Sweetin
Remember when you drove uncle joeys car through the...”
4 tags
“Dear, Missy Elliot
I see your Lamborghini got repossessed.
Who’s got...”
“Dear Directv Pay viacom their money, you could probably save money by getting...”
– (via dear-celebrities)
6 tags
“Dear Chumbawamba
I heard after 30 years and one hit song you’re breaking...”
5 tags
“Dear Directv Pay viacom their money, you could probably save money by getting...”
8 tags
“Dear Tony Danza, I’m the BOSS!
-Rick Ross”
7 tags
“Dear, Justin Bieber
Slow down!!!!
Sincerely your 10 911 callers”
5 tags
“Dear Kal Penn,
I read earlier today they had to ground the plane, cause the...”
7 tags
“Dear Ramathorn,
Any more thoughts on “Car RamRod”????
-Farva”
7 tags
“Dear Heather Locklear,
Shwing!
-Forever Wayne and Garth”
4 tags
“Dear Mike Jones,
Who???
-Mike Jones”
5 tags
“Dear Mrs. Doubtfire,
Pleeez come babysit me. This new girl my parents hired is...”
5 tags
“Dear Doug,
I’ve been tappin’ Patty Mayonnaise for like 9 months. ...”
6 tags
“Dear Kayne, I told P.E.T.A. about what you said, and…they were not very...”
4 tags
“Dear Beyonce, I heard you were upset about lauryn hill diss at the BET awards....”
6 tags
“Dear Tom Cruise, I heard Katie left you cause you think your daughter is SIRI...”
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June 2012
76 posts
5 tags
“Dear Katie Holmes,
I knew you’d come back to me…
-Love Dawson”
5 tags
“Dear Adele, Rumor has it you’re now going to be Rollin’ in the Deep...”
5 tags
“Dear Waka Flocka,
Stop, please…
Sincerely,
Everyone”
5 tags
“Dear Katy Perry, OM to the G! I feel like my life will finally be complete when...”
5 tags
“Dear #WHATSHOULDWECALLME Bloggers, Clearly there is more money to be made in...”
6 tags
“Dear Justin Bieber, So uh…the “Sixteenth Chapel?” I agree...”
5 tags
“Dear Family of Rodney King, Call me a skeptic but I’m not so sure I would...”
6 tags
“Dear Maria Menounos, The Maria I knew from Channel One News in high school would...”
5 tags
“Dear Jessica Simpson, Your 15 minutes of fame is over…That’ll do...”
7 tags
“Dear Neil Patrick Harris, You make it so difficult to remain homophobic. Same...”
5 tags
“Dear Octomom, You’re such a stand-up mother and a wise soul. Shame, shame,...”
4 tags
“Dear Alex Trebek, Hosting a shitty TV show AND having a heart attack = Double...”
5 tags
“Dear Charlie Sheen, do you prefer Pepsi or coke?”
6 tags
“Dear No Doubt, Will someone in the band help Qwen Stefani out of those spider...”
8 tags
“Dear Lindsay Lohan, Where’d ya learn how to drive Cheech, druugg...”
5 tags
“Dear Dane Cook, I’m sorry for causing the car accident. Sincerely, Monkey...”
6 tags
“Dear LeBron James, There is nothing I wanted to see more than for you to win...”
7 tags
“Dear Mitchell Hurwitz, You should leave incest out of the Arrested Development...”
4 tags
“Dear Skinny Jonah Hill, Bring back Fat Jonah Hill. We promise to just call him...”
4 tags
“Dear Adam Demamp, Let’s get weird! Let’s get weird! Let’s get...”
5 tags
“Dear Train, What are you talking about? Last time I was in San Francisco I got...”
5 tags
“Dear Megan Fox,
I’m perfectly okay with your snubby sausage fingers, when...”
5 tags
“Dear Megan Fox… thank you for having those stubby sausages you call...”
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