DearCelebrities.comTumblr (3.0; @dear-celebrities)http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/"Dear Mark Zuckerberg, Stop forcing me to switch to timeline or I’m going back to Myspace."“Dear Mark Zuckerberg, Stop forcing me to switch to timeline or I’m going back to Myspace.”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/29123834291http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/29123834291Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:08:56 -0400celebslolMark Zuckerbergfacebookmyspace"Dear Kris Kirkpatrick, One of my buddies told me the other day, that I am the Kris Kirkpatrick of..."“Dear Kris Kirkpatrick, One of my buddies told me the other day, that I am the Kris Kirkpatrick of our group. FML…<br/> -Misfit”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28563311718http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28563311718Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:58:20 -0400N'synclolcelebskriskirkpatrickpop"Dear Women’s Olympic Volleyball, Thank You! -Men"“Dear Women’s Olympic Volleyball, Thank You!<br/> -Men”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28562829254http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28562829254Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:49:00 -0400celebslolnbcfailnbcolympicsolympicssubmissionusavolleyballctvolympics"Dear DearCelebrities, You caught my interest and made me lol, then you sucked. Get your head out..."“Dear DearCelebrities, You caught my interest and made me lol, then you sucked. Get your head out of your a$$ and make it happen! We need you…<br/> -World”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28562608176http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28562608176Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:44:54 -0400dearcelebritieslolcelebssubmission"Dear Snoop Dogg/lion Thank you for answering my question “how high does someone have to be to..."“Dear Snoop Dogg/lion Thank you for answering my question “how high does someone have to be to think they’re Bob Marley””http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28525717263http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28525717263Wed, 01 Aug 2012 21:55:49 -0400snoopdoggsnooplionlolmusicreggaemarleysubmission"Dear Michael Phelps You might want to put the Bong down get your water wings on and jump in the..."“<p>Dear Michael Phelps <br/> You might want to put the Bong down get your water wings on and jump in the pool. I’ll give you a few free lessons.</p> <p>Ryan Lochte</p>”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28304058285http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28304058285Sun, 29 Jul 2012 21:46:24 -0400michaelphelpsryanlochteolympicssubmission"Dear Kristen Stewart It’s okay you cheated on me. I get it, i’ve been cheating on you..."“<p>Dear Kristen Stewart<br/> It’s okay you cheated on me. I get it, i’ve been cheating on you for years with a younger man. I will always love you, but my heart belongs to Taylor Lautner.</p> <p>With Love <br/> R. Pattinson</p>”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28019325054http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/28019325054Wed, 25 Jul 2012 21:00:31 -0400TAYLORLAUTNERROBertpattinsontwilightlolcelebskristenstewartsubmission"Dear Chik fil A It’s just not working out, it’s not us, it’s you. Peace out The..."“Dear Chik fil A <br/> It’s just not working out, it’s not us, it’s you.<br/> Peace out <br/> The muppets”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/27955310798http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/27955310798Tue, 24 Jul 2012 23:04:09 -0400Gaymarriagethe muppetschikfilagay pridelolsubmission"Dear Sherman Hemsley heard you “moved on up” to heaven” R.i.p. Jeffersons fan"“Dear Sherman Hemsley <br/> heard you “moved on up” to heaven” <br/> R.i.p. <br/> Jeffersons fan”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/27955259139http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/27955259139Tue, 24 Jul 2012 23:03:24 -0400ShermanhemsleyThejeffersonsRiptvsubmission"Dear Jodie Sweetin Remember when you drove uncle joeys car through the kitchen…? He..."“<p>Dear Jodie Sweetin <br/> Remember when you drove uncle joeys car through the kitchen…? He didn’t sue you for $25,0000? How rude!</p> <p>Sincerely <br/> The guy who wrecked into you.</p>”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/27537267358http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/27537267358Thu, 19 Jul 2012 01:08:00 -0400fullhousetvcelebsjodiesweetinjoeygladstonesubmission"Dear, Missy Elliot I see your Lamborghini got repossessed. Who’s got the keys to the jeep?"“<p>Dear, Missy Elliot<br/> I see your Lamborghini got repossessed.</p> <p>Who’s got the keys to the jeep?</p>”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26957157821http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26957157821Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:24:31 -0400lolmissyelliotsubmissionmusic"Dear Directv Pay viacom their money, you could probably save money by getting rid of BUZZ, IDEA, and..."“Dear Directv Pay viacom their money, you could probably save money by getting rid of BUZZ, IDEA, and OWN and hell you could probably get rid of 70 other channels, But i need Comedy Central for WORKAHOLICS<br/> Sincerely your customers who signed 2 year agreements”<br/><br/> - <em>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/">dear-celebrities</a>)</em>http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26956033655http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26956033655Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:07:44 -0400"Dear Chumbawamba I heard after 30 years and one hit song you’re breaking up. I’m sure..."“Dear Chumbawamba<br/> I heard after 30 years and one hit song you’re breaking up. I’m sure you’ll get back together again, they ain’t never gonna keep you down.<br/> Sincerely<br/> Dr. Rick (fired up)<br/> P.S. DON’T PISS THE NIGHT AWAY”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26955741934http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26955741934Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:03:30 -0400chumbawamba90'smusicfireduptubthumpingsubmission"Dear Directv Pay viacom their money, you could probably save money by getting rid of BUZZ, IDEA, and..."“Dear Directv Pay viacom their money, you could probably save money by getting rid of BUZZ, IDEA, and OWN and hell you could probably get rid of 70 other channels, But i need Comedy Central for WORKAHOLICS<br/> Sincerely your customers who signed 2 year agreements”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26954691023http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26954691023Tue, 10 Jul 2012 23:47:51 -0400Workaholicscomedycentraldirectvlolsubmission"Dear Tony Danza, I’m the BOSS! -Rick Ross"“<p>Dear Tony Danza, I’m the BOSS!</p> <p>-Rick Ross</p>”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26954606248http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26954606248Tue, 10 Jul 2012 23:46:35 -0400rickrosslikeabosstonydanzawhosthebosstvlolcelebssubmission"Dear, Justin Bieber Slow down!!!! Sincerely your 10 911 callers"“Dear, Justin Bieber<br/> Slow down!!!!<br/> Sincerely your 10 911 callers”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26751502935http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26751502935Sun, 08 Jul 2012 03:26:21 -0400justin bieberjustinbiebercelebslolspeed911submission"Dear Kal Penn, I read earlier today they had to ground the plane, cause the toilet you were using..."“Dear Kal Penn,<br/> I read earlier today they had to ground the plane, cause the toilet you were using overflowed. Well….shit happens.”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26534789624http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26534789624Wed, 04 Jul 2012 23:59:01 -0400KalpennLaxLolCelebssubmission"Dear Ramathorn, Any more thoughts on “Car RamRod”???? -Farva"“Dear Ramathorn,<br/> Any more thoughts on “Car RamRod”????<br/> -Farva”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26466621933http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26466621933Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:11:10 -0400Super TroopersFarvaRamathornCar RamrodBroken LizardLolCelebs"Dear Heather Locklear, Shwing! -Forever Wayne and Garth"“Dear Heather Locklear,<br/> Shwing!<br/> -Forever Wayne and Garth”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26466305438http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26466305438Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:06:14 -0400Waynes WorldMike MyersDana CarveyHeather LocklearLolCelebsShwing"Dear Mike Jones, Who??? -Mike Jones"“Dear Mike Jones,<br/> Who???<br/> -Mike Jones”http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26466007958http://dear-celebrities.tumblr.com/post/26466007958Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:01:37 -0400Mike JonesRaplolcelebs