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Dear Mark Zuckerberg, Stop forcing me to switch to timeline or I’m going back to Myspace.


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Dear Kris Kirkpatrick, One of my buddies told me the other day, that I am the Kris Kirkpatrick of our group. FML…
-Misfit


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Dear Women’s Olympic Volleyball, Thank You!
-Men


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Dear DearCelebrities, You caught my interest and made me lol, then you sucked. Get your head out of your a$$ and make it happen! We need you…
-World


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Dear Snoop Dogg/lion Thank you for answering my question “how high does someone have to be to think they’re Bob Marley


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Dear Kristen Stewart
It’s okay you cheated on me. I get it, i’ve been cheating on you for years with a younger man. I will always love you, but my heart belongs to Taylor Lautner.

With Love
R. Pattinson


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Dear Chik fil A
It’s just not working out, it’s not us, it’s you.
Peace out
The muppets


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Dear, Missy Elliot
I see your Lamborghini got repossessed.

Who’s got the keys to the jeep?


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Dear Directv Pay viacom their money, you could probably save money by getting rid of BUZZ, IDEA, and OWN and hell you could probably get rid of 70 other channels, But i need Comedy Central for WORKAHOLICS
Sincerely your customers who signed 2 year agreements


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Dear Tony Danza, I’m the BOSS!

-Rick Ross


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Dear, Justin Bieber
Slow down!!!!
Sincerely your 10 911 callers


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Dear Kal Penn,
I read earlier today they had to ground the plane, cause the toilet you were using overflowed. Well….shit happens.


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Dear Ramathorn,
Any more thoughts on “Car RamRod”????
-Farva


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Dear Heather Locklear,
Shwing!
-Forever Wayne and Garth