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Dear Snoop Dogg/lion Thank you for answering my question “how high does someone have to be to think they’re Bob Marley


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Dear, Missy Elliot
I see your Lamborghini got repossessed.

Who’s got the keys to the jeep?


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Dear Chumbawamba
I heard after 30 years and one hit song you’re breaking up. I’m sure you’ll get back together again, they ain’t never gonna keep you down.
Sincerely
Dr. Rick (fired up)
P.S. DON’T PISS THE NIGHT AWAY



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Dear Katy Perry, OM to the G! I feel like my life will finally be complete when your movie comes out!!!

Sincerely, 32-year-old father of three


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Dear Justin Bieber, So uh…the “Sixteenth Chapel?” I agree Letterman- too easy.


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Dear No Doubt, Will someone in the band help Qwen Stefani out of those spider webs already?! I’d really like her to return one of the 6,940,472 messages I’ve left since ‘95…


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Dear Train, What are you talking about? Last time I was in San Francisco I got shot.


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Dear Johnny Nash,

Your song “I can see clearly now” sucks.

-Your Blind Fans.


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Dear Queen,
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

- Christopher Reeves


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Dear U2,
No matter how much charity work you do, nothing will make up for the song Vertigo.


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Dear Bruno Mars, You and your poopy love songs have made my breakup 100 times worse. Thanks dude.


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Dear Adele, who hurt you….who..hurt…you :’(


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Dear Chris Brown, How did you manage to get a do-over? I got grounded for a month when I pinched my sister.