Dear Chumbawamba
I heard after 30 years and one hit song you’re breaking up. I’m sure you’ll get back together again, they ain’t never gonna keep you down.
Sincerely
Dr. Rick (fired up)
P.S. DON’T PISS THE NIGHT AWAY
Dear No Doubt, Will someone in the band help Qwen Stefani out of those spider webs already?! I’d really like her to return one of the 6,940,472 messages I’ve left since ‘95…