Dear, Missy Elliot
I see your Lamborghini got repossessed.
Who’s got the keys to the jeep?
Dear Katy Perry, OM to the G! I feel like my life will finally be complete when your movie comes out!!!
Sincerely, 32-year-old father of three
Dear Johnny Nash,
Your song “I can see clearly now” sucks.
-Your Blind Fans.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
- Christopher Reeves