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Dear No Doubt, Will someone in the band help Qwen Stefani out of those spider webs already?! I’d really like her to return one of the 6,940,472 messages I’ve left since ‘95…


A QUOTE

Dear Dustin Diamond, I really enjoy your line of Dildo’s.

Satisfied Customer, Lori Beth Denberg.


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Dear Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I fed my pet turtle pizza and he died. Totally uncowabunga.


A QUOTE

Dear Uncle Jessie, Can I book you and the Rippers to play my Bar Mitzvah?


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Dear Cosmo Kramer, These pretzels are making me thirsty.


A QUOTE

Dear Carly Rae Jepsen, 867-5309 - call me…


…maybe.